One of my friends just sent me a message saying:
“God, why do women have to be so complicated? Why can’t they be more like YOU?! And why do I always fall for the same kind?”
Ha. Erm. Yeaaahh.
i HAVE to be the cutest babe in the world when i’m dating someone. that’s all there is to it. i have to be like, baby bunny cute. i have to be natalie portman with short hair cut to you.
my concept of the progression of time stopped in like 2000
like when I see a movie that was filmed in 1995 I’m like oh that was only like 5 years ago
then I realize it was actually 17
I thought that was only me.
(via pottermoosh)
Tumblr. The place where I post cute pictures of myself and let strangers boost my confidence in the shallowst way possible since 2011.
HOT. LIKE A CUPCAKE FROM THE OVEN.
CUTE. LIKE A BUNNY.
I am super cute and super hot today.
(Source: grizzlybarron, via noseinabook)
Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.
Oh well. Would you like them?
Oh my god this is BEAUTIFUL
thank you i needed this
oh gosh
I just took measurements to calculate my waist-hip ratio and apparently it is almost “perfect”. Huh. ’
I have to add that it is seen as “perfect” because those proportions make women seem very fertile and ideal to bear children. Haha.
Oh noooo. Nonono. NO.
I am starting to like my crush a bit too much…
He is so nice, and has a very pretty face, and is really cute and I like him a lot and WHY IS THIS HAPPENING NOWWW.
